Friday, August 27, 2004

Bask in the orange glow...

Stolen from my Term Paper for Poli283 from last year:
The Pentagon march, as featured in the movie Forrest Gump, took place on October 21st, 1967, in Washington, DC. The initial idea of the march was to go to the Pentagon, levitate it, and make it turn orange. Once the color had changed, the protestors would know that all the evil spirits had been driven out. Fortunately, due to the laws of Physics, the Pentagon did not move.

Well, it would seem that we have a new group of hippies on our hands (or rather, their hands and kness). The BOP Collective, Brooklyn Orgastic Politics Collective, plans to have a giant orgy in an undisclosed location at the Brooklyn waterfront. But wait, it gets better. The "life energy" collected from this "Orgone" will be "redirected" to make it rain during the Republican National Convention.

Honestly, this couldn't be more tittilating. People humping and bumping, all in the name of George W. Bush. Sure, the guy may be the biggest douche on the planet (to paraphrase Penn and Teller), but he's definitely the cleaner of two dicks. C'mon, throw me a frickin bone here, people.

Like you weren't thinking about those innuendos...


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