Monday, January 24, 2005

Democracy for all, boners, and soul proprietorship.

In a recent, somewhat not shocking, turn of events, Democratic Activists slashed the tires of the Republican vans. These vans were rented as a vehicle of the masses (sorry, that was a bad pun). Effectively, the voters who utilized this service were unable to make it to their voting centres on their own.

Now, rather than persuading others to vote, these so-called activists would rather dissuade those who already vote. That makes so much sense! By cancelling out the vote of those I don't agree with, I can ensure that my opinion counts more. Viva Democracy!

And in other news, massive boners are good for your heart.

And I've heard of a company owning souls (see: Ikea, the 10th circle of hell), but this is rediculous!


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