Tuesday, May 17, 2005

A Great Loss Indeed...

Ladies and Gentlemen, it was announced today that we have lost two fabulous women as we once knew them.

First, and most important, Australian Super Star Kylie Minogue was diagnosed with Breast Cancer. As I type this, I'm listening to her CD "Fever" - one of the few rediculously poppy CDs I own. Superficially, what saddens me is the loss of such a great cheast.

all the better to eat you with
All the better to eat you with, my dear...

Beyond that, cancer is teh sux. So, in conclusion, get well soon, Kylie. I need more good Euro-pop music soon. My supply is running short.

Secondly... Belinda you opportunistic bitch! You ran for the leadership of the Tories, and now you're dragging your (lack of) morals over to the (amoral) Liberals? For shame! You were the type of pragmatic Conservative we, the right/centerists needed. Now how am I supposed to deal with the Ranchers here in Alberta? I died a little in side when the Alliance and the Conservative parties joined - as the right/centerist party shifted far right - and this has only caused more strife.

When Cloning starts to work properly, I'm going to go fetch me Barry Goldwater and have him lead the Canadian Tories. Then, weather notwithstanding, Canada will truly be a paradise.


At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Adeelicious said...

Whatup buddy! I have a better idea: I go home and have you over for some steamy drinking in my bathtub. Sound good? Blog on... lobster and scrimp!


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